Script

(Night time. All that can be seen is a torch shining on the back of Sam's head as he tries to unlock the door.
Sam is crouching and Kat is behind him, holding the torch and shining on the lock. He's not doing very well.)


KAT: Oh for God's sake, let me do it. Here, hold that.


(Kat snatches the tools out away from Sam, thrusting the torch into his hands. She then has a go at unlocking the door, throwing Sam a "you're useless" look. She opens it in no time. Sam drops the crowbar.)


KAT: (Violently) Sshhhhh!! (The music begins quietly in the background)


SAM: (Whispers) Sorry.


(Elsewhere, Matilda is walking down the street. Kat and Sam are sneaking their way into the house.)


SAM: (Whispers) Kat.


KAT: (Violently whispers) What?


SAM: (Whispers) What was that?


KAT: (Whispers) Nothing, no one's in.


(Matilda is again seen walking further down the street. Back in the house, Kat and Sam continue creeping.)


KAT: (Whispers) Come on.


(Rapid cuts between Matilda heading towards a house, and the 2 robbers creeping further into the house. Kat and Sam are seen creeping into a room, when the lights suddenly come on. The music stops.)


ALL PARTYGOERS: SURPRISE!!!


(Everyone is frozen on the spot. The music starts again.)


KAT & SAM: Oh...Uhhh... Umm..


KAT: Was it not fancy dress?... We'll just go then.


(She turns, pushing Sam towards the exit, running as fast as they can. The party goers are all frozen in shock and confusion. Party goer #2 pops the party popper they are holding. Kat and Sam are seen running out of the front door.)


PARTYGOER #6: Do you know them?


MATILDA: No.


(Kat and Sam are then seen running up the street that Matilda was seen walking down.)


-End of film opening-